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    megale3 Guest

    Thumbs up Live to 80?

    I recently picked a new primary care physician.

    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly

    well" for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

    Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,

    hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to

    be 80?"

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    Thanks for posting, I needed a giggle...

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