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gilberth
03-22-2008, 08:45 AM
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where
a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new
face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects
were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems:
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've
had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags under
my eyes and the knob won't
get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,
those are
your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
goatee!