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FXjohn
03-11-2004, 03:15 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind tired get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru turnstile sideways going to bangkock.

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It takes many nails to build a crib, only screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fart in chirch sit in own pew

Crowded elevator smell different to midget