FXjohn
03-11-2004, 02:15 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind tired get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru turnstile sideways going to bangkock.
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It takes many nails to build a crib, only screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fart in chirch sit in own pew
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Man who run behind tired get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru turnstile sideways going to bangkock.
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who eat too many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cathouse
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It takes many nails to build a crib, only screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fart in chirch sit in own pew
Crowded elevator smell different to midget